physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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