I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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