garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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