It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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