i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
