No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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