Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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