ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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