i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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