those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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