She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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