need another drink. this is the easiest way
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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