Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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