did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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