Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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