With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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