Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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