I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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