I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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