We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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