Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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