they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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