I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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