yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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