Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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