He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
babies were throwing up all over the place
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
