after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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