okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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