PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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