I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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