theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he fucked my hip out of place.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
