Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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