he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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