And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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