spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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