I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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