What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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