Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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