I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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