the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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