Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Randomize
