If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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