Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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