awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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