So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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