he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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