He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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