I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
