erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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