Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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