when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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